Lucky he used a paddle and a belt
not a rod with a nail sticking out
Lucky I was his favorite
that he did not crack my skull
Lucky I loved ice cream
gained thirty pounds
Lucky he called me Dumb Bunny
Otherwise I’d be cocksure
Lucky my mom didn’t leave him
so we had a house
Lucky he kept it in his pocket that forceful Valentine
Had the sense to drop him
Lucky I could move away
That a college said yes
Lucky I loved baggy jeans
That not one lawyer stalked me
Lucky I had spit—from spey—a sharp and pointy stick
Lucky I had vinegar—vyn egre—Old French for sour wine
Lucky I can count on one carbuncled foot
the times I couldn’t run
Lucky I had an unfetching mustache
Didn’t shave or pluck
Lucky I laughed at the stand examiner’s dumb-blonde jokes
that no one had me in that puke-green Forest Service truck
Lucky to be quick with getaway schemes
Let’s meet up later
after I’ve showered
Lucky I wasn’t followed
Lucky I was lucky
except maybe twice
Lucky I didn’t ask for it
with pouty lips push-up bra crop top
Lucky I never loved the outdoors
or bars or rest stops or conference rooms
Lucky I stopped going out
don’t answer the door
not even for UPS
Lucky I drape myself in bulky fabric
Cover my eyes